I liveblog my life. It's mostly for my self, sometimes others join in. Come join the party, I dare you.

 

Penina’s coming tomorrow so imma quick stalk her blog to make sure I haven’t missed anything important in her life since last time I did that

facingthewaves:

Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue

hannahlaurahierseman:

Hi, My name is Junie B. Jones. The B. stands for Beatrice, except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B. and that’s all.

gaytable:

evanedinger:

Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me today. Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil

i hate you

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

Pen I’m on my phone but if you wanna we can do that we can do whatever you want

None of my friends want to go get burgers with me

I love my friend and I like her family but currently they are driving me freakin insane

New updates: it was the cleaning lady. The mother is here somewhere tho I think excersizing. I’m too shy and picky to take more then a granola bar for lunch.